(I reserve all rights to change my mind.)
So, we'll begin with the honorable mentions:
Jeff Winger, as played by Joel McHale, from Community
Of course, he'd have to do some growing up first. But if you want any further evidence as to why I love him,
look no further than the season 1 episode, "Physical Education,"
and the naked pool match.
Sexy!
look no further than the season 1 episode, "Physical Education,"
and the naked pool match.
Sexy!
I'd have to marry him when he's aged about 5 years from where he is now.
But if he can make me laugh half as much as his character does each episode,
I'm in!
But if he can make me laugh half as much as his character does each episode,
I'm in!
He's compassionate, loyal, and a hopeless romantic.
Plus, he's a family man!
I'd love to mock the rest of his family along side him.
I'd love to mock the rest of his family along side him.
I'm talking the Sawyer from Season 6, and not the douchebag he can be in Season 1.
But man, the swagger, the charm, the adorable nicknames...
You know, I think I'm mostly in this for the nickname.
(And, let's be honest, those dimples!)
Oh, Luke. He's SO dedicated. And generous.
He can cook like nobody's business, he's a handyman
And he is a one-woman kind of man. To a fault.
I definitely wouldn't mind sharing a twin bed with Luke.
#3 TJ Detweiler, as voiced by Andrew Lawrence, on Recess
Now, don't think I'm a creeper here.
I'm assuming that he's aged at the same pace as I have.
TJ is resourceful and a true friend.
He never gives up on others, he cares for the underdog,
and he's got that bad boy edge that I just can't get over.
That scruff...
Desmond is one dedicated partner.
He's athletic, he keeps his cool under pressure,
and he can withstand years of crazy.
And how I love those beautiful brown eyes.
Max is not the most attractive on this list.
His character only has 13 episodes worth of story.
But he's intelligent, warm and charming.
He can keep up with Lorelai Gilmore, and that's saying something.
And, of all the people above listed, he always seemed the most real.
And the most marriage-worthy.
Love.